I cant fit Laugh alone…

A young girl about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend Trouble Chaser, she has been tutored by her grandmother. “He will try to kiss you, allow him”
“He will try to cuddle you, allow him.”
“He will try to lay you down and get on top of you, don’t allow him”
The girl asked : grandmother, why?. Grandmother said : “because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family”. Girl said : “okay” and she left on her date. Several hours later she returned and grandmother asked “how did it go?”. Girl : “exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family”
Grandmother fainted.
One word for this girl?.

A Sotho man, a Zulu man and a Venda man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Zulu man came back and said to the king, “I brought 10 apples.” Then the king explained the trial to him, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The sotho man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy….1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Sotho man and Zulu man met in heaven and the Zulu man asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”
The Sotho man replied, “I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Venda man coming with Watermelons!” Hahahahahahahahaha

Don’t laugh alone, Like it and share…


Published by Remmy Remc

Remmy Remc is a qualified/professional graphic Artist, with vast experience in operating Direct Imaging, Large Format and other Finishing and Packaging Machines. Remmy Remc is fueled by his passion of learning and for understanding the creativity of innovational concepts. He considers himself as a forever “student” eager to both build on his notional footing and stay tune with the latest digital network marketing. His drive for knowledge and determination to enhance the quality of self-relief significance by stating some amusing videos, lyrical discussion, chat and expression of comic views. His goal is to build smile, laughter, joy, happiness and create motivational spirit to move on with life…

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